… then how about this for a description of the last 48 hours:
An archbishop once gave an oration
On religion and law in our nation;
When we heard what he said
We all stoned him down dead,
To protect our great civilisation.
From the completely spot-on Ben Myers. (Thank you, Ben, for writing something that is both funny and acute).

Thanks — glad you liked it!
Ah! more than liked it. Used it in my sermon at evensong and got a laugh with it. At evensong!