Poor Mrs “obioma Elechi”, widowed and made destitute by those rampaging Muslims. Her home and butchery business have been destroyed, and she is presently “and taking shelter from local shade made of palm leave over wood, which is submerged with flood whenever it rains”

Amazing palm trees in Nigeria: everyone wired for broadband so Mrs Elechi can email me with a plea for a “benign devotion” to “feed my (yawning) kids”.

Go into business selling broadband access, Mrs Elechi.